Quote by Rob Delaney

“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time…

— Margaret Atwood

“A gentleman who doesn't have the physical and/or emotional sensitivity to use condoms couldn't possibly possess the self-confidence required to fully procure the infinite…

— Inga Muscio

“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“I thrust my hips like a wild man and ended up filling a condom like a water balloon.”

— Ellie Saxx

“After slipping the condom on, he rolled on top of her, shoved her hair out of her face and held it while he got…

— Adrienne Giordano

“After donning a condom,”

— Elle Casey

“It’s like a condom, Min, holes happen,” I said,”

— Mary Calmes

“Just do me a solid and keep condoms in your purse. Just in case.” “That doesn’t help me keep my legs closed around the…

— Kristen Proby

“I wore rubber gloves. Why? Because I ran out of condoms.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I make love like I sell sausages to strange women. One at a time, and always covered with a condom (to keep the flies…

— Jarod Kintz

“I screwed the King of the Man-whores—condom-free—in a damned shed, because I’m classy like that.”

— Joanna Wylde