Nobel peace prize Quote by Rob Delaney

“Whoever invented adding melted cheese over starchy goodness was surely the most brilliant human ever.”

— Rachel Cohn

“Excruciatingly, Obama’s fellow Nobel Laureates turned on him as well. More”

— Luke Harding

“For the first time, he began calling himself Barack. Partly because a beautiful, older girl told him it was a great name. But also…

— Roberta Edwards

Barack Obama's name will be the one on the peace prize, but his speech and his manner could become a gift for generations to…

— Tom Brokaw

“Why don't you just order the fucking cheesecake?”

— Amy Guth

“Life tastes better after a slice of cheesecake!”

— Jason Shaw

“Another one of my mystery skills I can't seem to remember. I really hope cooking is on that list, because I'd like to be…

— Courtney Allison Moulton

“On a low coffee table, with circular and semicircular stains bitten into the dark veneer, lay a few wilted numbers of Time and Life.…

— Sylvia Plath

“I just don't see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn't want us to eat cheese, would he have let…

— Lisa Samson

Barack Obama was speaking to a Jewish group, and he told them that his name Barack is the same as the Jewish word 'baruch,'…

— Conan O'Brien

“cheese-tastic grin”

— Ella Frank

“If love melted like a statue made of butter, would you consider me a pancake or a waffle?”

— Jarod Kintz