A long-term relationship is about showing up and working hard and banking on each other. If one's down, the other might be… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
I can say that I'm a feminist and I try to be progressive and all that stuff. But I when I'm tired or when… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
People who concern themselves with the rights of other adults who engage in consensual acts involving sex, love, and/or eating croissants together are damaged… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
“If you ask someone out and they say no, try it again in a few minutes wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigarette.” — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo. — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire. — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
“Willful ignorance or resistance to alleged facts has been a big ingredient in any success I’ve had.” — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
“Cheesecake. Are you shitting me? Who invented that? Probably Jesus of Nazareth. Or maybe Louis Pasteur. It makes me physically sick to think that… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
But I also know in standup, there's nowhere to hide. You get on stage and you deliver, or you are eviscerated and you are… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
“I like to imagine that those dead, unloved nut jobs became friends under the earth and have their little crazy community where they show… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
![“A long-term relationship is about showing up and working hard and banking on each other. If one's down, the other might be up and can help the other one up, and sometimes you're both down and you just [band] together. Endurance is a big theme of it for me. That might not sound romantic, but I kind…” quote by Rob Delaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/3cb/rob-delaney-12520_band_a-long-term-relationship-is-about-showin_2893975.jpg)
