All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit! — Michael O'Leary Bullshit Copy Share Image
I'm disrespectful towards authority. I think the prime minister of Ireland is a gobshite — Michael O'Leary Authority Copy Share Image
One of the weaknesses of the company now is it is a bit cheap and cheerful and overly nasty, and that reflects… — Michael O'Leary Bits Copy Share Image
Code-sharing, alliances, and connections are all about "how do we screw the poor customer for more money?" — Michael O'Leary Airline Copy Share Image
The chattering bloody classes, or what I call the liberal Guardian readers, they're all buying SUVs to drive around London. I smile… — Michael O'Leary Bloody Copy Share Image
The chattering bloody classes, or what I call the liberal Guardian readers, they're all buying SUVs to drive around London. I smile… — Michael O'Leary Bloody Copy Share Image
The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland. — Michael O'Leary Airline Copy Share Image
It's a great incentive to work long hours. I limit the holiday to two weeks and then get the hell back to… — Michael O'Leary Choices Copy Share Image
The European Union spends most of its time either suing me, torturing me, criticizing me or condemning me for lowering the cost… — Michael O'Leary Air Copy Share Image
Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich. — Michael O'Leary Flew Copy Share Image
We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid. — Michael O'Leary Pay Copy Share Image
I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years. — Michael O'Leary Couple Copy Share Image
I'm Europe's most underpaid and underappreciated boss. I'm paid about 20 times more than the average Ryanair employee and I think the… — Michael O'Leary Average Copy Share Image
We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off. — Michael O'Leary Airline Copy Share Image
I'm paid about 20 times more than the average Ryanair employee and I think the gap should be wider. I probably work… — Michael O'Leary Average Copy Share Image
Ryanair brings lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests… — Michael O'Leary Beach Copy Share Image
The most influential person in Europe in the last 20 to 30 years has been Margaret Thatcher. Without her we'd all be… — Michael O'Leary Bloody Copy Share Image
Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not. — Michael O'Leary Customer service Copy Share Image
Ryanair's biggest achievement? Bringing low fares to Europe and still lowering em. Biggest failure? Hiring me. — Michael O'Leary Achievement Copy Share Image
We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants. — Michael O'Leary Becoming Copy Share Image
If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales. — Michael O'Leary Bits Copy Share Image
The French have never produced a great philosopher. Great wine maybe, but no great philosophers. — Michael O'Leary Great philosophers Copy Share Image
University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds. — Michael O'Leary Bird Copy Share Image
