Funny Quote by Michael O'Leary Download Open image “It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.” — Michael O'Leary ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Two
There seems to be a peculiar and particular tie between men who have been drunk together. — Alice Thomas Ellis Copy Share Image
You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I don't look like someone who leans on a mantelpiece with a cocktail in my hand, you know. — Charles Bronson Copy Share Image
We see God and the devil making fools of each other, and we nurture in ourselves the absolutely unshakable conviction that both of them… — Frank Wedekind Copy Share Image
That which the sober man keeps in his breast, the drunken man lets out at the lips. Astute people, when they want to ascertain… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
They who have drunk beer, fall on their back, but there is a peculiarity in the effects of the drink made from barley, for… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
There is a certain type of conversation one hears only when one is drunk and it is like a dream, full of humor and… — Joy Williams Copy Share Image
If I have a drink in my hand, sometimes it accidentally falls in the direction of the person. — Jorja Fox Copy Share Image
Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I'm disrespectful towards authority. I think the prime minister of Ireland is a gobshite — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
One of the weaknesses of the company now is it is a bit cheap and cheerful and overly nasty, and that reflects my personality. — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
Code-sharing, alliances, and connections are all about "how do we screw the poor customer for more money?" — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
The chattering bloody classes, or what I call the liberal Guardian readers, they're all buying SUVs to drive around London. I smile at these… — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
The chattering bloody classes, or what I call the liberal Guardian readers, they're all buying SUVs to drive around London. I smile at these… — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland. — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
It's a great incentive to work long hours. I limit the holiday to two weeks and then get the hell back to the office.… — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
The European Union spends most of its time either suing me, torturing me, criticizing me or condemning me for lowering the cost of air… — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich. — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image