Baseball-quotes Quote by Leo Durocher Download Open image ““God takes care of drunks and third basemen”” — Leo Durocher ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baseball-quotes God
“God has a special providence for fools, drunkards, and the United States of America.” — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
“God favors drunks, small children, and the cataclysmically stoned...” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“But God favors drunks, small children, and the cataclysmically stoned;” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
God has a special providence for fools, drunks, and the United States of America. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
“I asked him, half-seriously, if he ever asked God to help him give it up. ‘The drink? I only have the courage to pray… — Neil Boyd Copy Share Image
“They say that God watches out for children, drunks and fools. Simply put, this means I stand a two-thirds better chance for divine intervention… — Lenny Castellaneta Copy Share Image
“We see God and the devil blaming each other, and cherish the unspeakable belief that both of them are drunk.” — Frank Wedekind Copy Share Image
“beer is an excellent argument that there is a God, and that furthermore, He wants us to be happy.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
One solitary God-centered, God-intoxicated man can do more to keep God's love alive and His presence felt in the world than a thousand half-hearted,… — Robert McNamara Copy Share Image
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can! — Leo Durocher Copy Share Image
How you play the game is for college ball. When you're playing for money, winning is the only thing that matters. — Leo Durocher Copy Share Image
Win any way as long as you can get away with it. Nice guys finish last. — Leo Durocher Copy Share Image
In order to become a big-league manager you have to be in the right place at the right time. That's rule number one. — Leo Durocher Copy Share Image
If you don't win, you're going to be fired. If you do win, you've only put off the day you're going to be fired. — Leo Durocher Copy Share Image
“Most of us would give anything for the chance to play just one day of MLB baseball—especially for our favorite team. Well, there once… — Tucker Elliot Copy Share Image
“Real ballplayers pass the stuffing by rolling it up in a ball and batting it across the table with a turkey leg.” — Tom Swyers Copy Share Image
“Only 12 managers have lasted more than three years with the Indians, and only three of those who did last longer than three years… — Tucker Elliot Copy Share Image
“Four out of five doctors prescribe baseball for whatever ails you. The fifth guy is a quack.” — Tom Swyers Copy Share Image
“The best word to describe Albert Belle during the mid-1990s is “prolific.” The man could flat hit.” — Tucker Elliot Copy Share Image
“The questions came...hurling at him...like the balls from a baseball pitching machine...just one after the other without a care or concern of where they… — Mallika Nawal Copy Share Image
“Baseball is known for superstitious players and cursed teams—and at the root of every curse there’s a story. Boston’s curse was to trade Babe… — Tucker Elliot Copy Share Image
“I don’t know how long we talked about that game the first time my dad showed me the ticket stub. He admitted he hadn’t… — Tucker Elliot Copy Share Image
“The Indians franchise is more than a century old. It’s been called the Blues, the Bronchos, and the Naps. It’s also been called a… — Tucker Elliot Copy Share Image
“Sometimes are feats aren’t so fabulous, they’re just dubious—but either way, they’re fun to talk about.” — Tucker Elliot Copy Share Image
