Baseball Quote by Tom Swyers

I'm a baseball player. I'm not a doctor.

— Fernando Tatis Jr

I shall tell my doctors baseball has more curative powers than all their medicine.

— Herbert Hoover

Before, if I wasn't in baseball, I wanted to become a doctor.

— Pedro Martinez

“You can learn a lot from a professional baseball player, if you can get one, which obviously you can't.”

— Dimitra Ekmektsis

“What a doctor I’ve got—he’s really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then he hit me in…

— Rodney Dangerfield

“On days like this, baseball would make Michael as happy as it ever did. No umpires. No coaches. No rules except the ones you…

— Mike Lupica

“Sometimes I talk about baseball just to annoy people who don’t understand it.”

— Tad Williams

“I think I know what's wrong with you... Walk up onto that pitcher's mound... Does your stomach hurt now?" "Yes! Ow! Ooo! Yes!" "All…

— Charles M. Schulz

“A ballplayer spends a good piece of his life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other…

— Jim Bouton

The New England Jornal of Medicine reports that nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.

— Jay Leno

“Baseball is a slow, boring, complex, cerebral game that doesn't lend itself to histrionics.”

— Charles Krauthammer

“I can’t wait to knock you up and have a whole team of little baseball players around this place!”

— J. Sterling