Balls Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

“I got hit in the fucking head with the medicine ball.”

— Adele Levine

“You tell them one real thing and then the doctor thinks he knows you. He starts getting arrogant and overfamiliar, making insulting suggestions left…

— Sarah Schulman

“Oh, doctor. I think I’m sick I need some penis-cilin.” I fake cough again into my hand.”

— S.K. Logsdon

“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.”

— Henny Youngman

“Yesterday I went to see a doctor. I woke up with a sore throat, congested sinuses, and invisibility. But when I got to the…

— Jarod Kintz

Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!

— Henny Youngman

“Do you know what it's like," he said, "to feel that you're in the wrong body?" "Well actually..." the Doctor began, wiggling his own…

— Jacqueline Rayner

“I was going to kill that doctor when he shoved his finger up my ass but then I realized the possibilities of that substance.”

— Neal Stephenson

“I didn’t go to a doctor. You go to a doctor and you get pulled out. I knew I could get by.”

— Chris Kyle

“Listen, if I can manage it, I'll try to swing home this afternoon for a bit. To—I don't know—help you out or something." His…

— J.D. Robb

“The doctor tapped my ribs and eavesdropped on my heart.”

— Margaret Atwood

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

— Henny Youngman