Sore throat Quote by Jarod Kintz

“What a doctor I’ve got—he’s really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then he hit me in…

— Rodney Dangerfield

“I didn’t go to a doctor. You go to a doctor and you get pulled out. I knew I could get by.”

— Chris Kyle

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'

— Henny Youngman

“When I was born, the doctor slit my throat to see if I could talk.”

— Sean Kilpatrick

“The man shoved a tongue depressor down his throat. Just as it started to tickle and would have made him cough, the doctor pulled…

— Jennivie Wirries

Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!

— Henny Youngman

“...there was the little matter of me talking to people in the hospital that no one else could see. I went for brain scan…

— Cara Lynn Shultz

“When the doctors came in a little while later saying they thought they knew my diagnosis, I was afraid to know.”

— Sarah Todd Hammer

“A nurse walked in with some pills and a cup of water. “I told you, I don’t need that stuff,” Mr. Jones told her.…

— Jackie French Koller

“Do you know what it's like," he said, "to feel that you're in the wrong body?" "Well actually..." the Doctor began, wiggling his own…

— Jacqueline Rayner

“He wasn’t acknowledging my self-diagnosis at all. What kind of doctor is this? ”

— Ree Drummond

“The doctor’s words made me understand what happened to me was a dark, evil, and shameful secret, and by association I too was dark,…

— Alyssa Reyans