““The man shoved a tongue depressor down his throat. Just as it started to tickle and would have made him cough, the doctor pulled it out of his mouth. “You have no gag reflex,” the doctor said scribbling on a notepad. “No reflex, huh?” John said with a salacious grin. “I could show you why that is.” The doctor tried to straight face it but failed. He was clearly disgusted. Maybe he'd pushed it a little too far. “They’ll beat that out of you in the brig." “No, I assure you, they won’t. But they’ll try.””
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