If enough money is involved and enough people believe that two plus two equals five the media will report the story with… — Susan Jacoby Copy Share Image
“She glanced over her shoulder at him. “So until the wedding ceremony in your chapel, we’ll be chaste?” Her smile flirted and… — Christina Dodd Copy Share Image
“Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if… — John Doe Copy Share Image
“Once you confessed to someone that you had been very depressed when dining with her several months earlier. She was stunned, discovering… — Édouard Levé Copy Share Image
“He alienated his friends in the sciences by thanking them extravagantly for scientific advances he had read about in the recent newspapers… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“It's painful to believe that the would-be 'public servants' you're forced to choose between are all phonies whose only real concern is… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“I want you both to show me how much you know about each other,” he began. “I want you both to make… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“Dimity said, "I wrote him poetry!" (...) "Dimity," Sophronia said, horrified by such an admission, "you didn't give him the poetry, did… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
I have always believed that the key to a happy marriage was the ability to say with a straight face, 'Why, I… — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
“You said she works at an ice-cream shop around here, right?” He made a big show of wiping the sweat off his… — Julie James Copy Share Image
I don't think anybody can with a straight face say that the Russians did not set out to influence our election, and… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
It’s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
No one in their right mind can say to me with a straight face that the Patriot Act has not aggregated the… — Peter Camejo Copy Share Image
Knew it from the start, nah somethin wasn't right/ Felt somethin different when I looked into your eyes/ Things change, re-arrange, won't… — Tactics Copy Share Image
“She narrowed her eyes at him. She wanted to tell him that it was his fault, that she would never have tripped… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“But I had learned deceptions could be uttered with a straight face, a warm smile might conceal malice, and that the most… — Sue Lynn Tan Copy Share Image
“Oh, you are a little ray of sunshine today, aren’t you? Now, look at your progesterone levels. Still higher than normal. Are… — Karen Traviss Copy Share Image
“This little coin toss with NBC was vintage Donald. Zoom in for the jackpot. Be outrageous in your demands. Keep a straight… — Timothy L. O'Brien Copy Share Image
“The Herondales have always been famous for their good looks,” said Bridget, “but if you ask me, the Lightwoods are the more… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Obviously, many will feel that having a cleaner means I can't talk about being working class with a straight face. I would… — Grace Dent Copy Share Image
“It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.” — Cynthia E. Varnado Copy Share Image
“No self-respecting wolf would eat a rodent - though we might've been able to use your teeth as decorations," Andrew said with… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“Let us find the dam snack bar,” Zoë said. “We should eat while we can.” Grover cracked a smile. “The dam snack… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“(Personal Note: I'm trying really hard to keep a straight face at this point)” — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
No matter how you cut them, paste them, rotate them, or distort them, lip syncing and air-guitar playing are fundamentally foolish activities,… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
