“(Personal Note: I'm trying really hard to keep a straight face at this point)” — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
Straight on, my face is quite symmetrical, but despite all that people seem to think I've got a gloomy appearance. — Jean Marsh Copy Share Image
When people lie straight to your face, especially when you know the truth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A hound will die for you, but never lie to you. And he'll look you straight in the face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not that cool with people who lie straight to my face multiple times. — Eva Marie Copy Share Image
“It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.” — Cynthia E. Varnado Copy Share Image
I know I can never work in a comedy because I can't keep a goddamn straight face. — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
“How do you know she had sex?” Dallas asks. “Every time a penis touches Britain, I receive a telepathic notification.” “Oh,” Dallas… — Iris Blaire Copy Share Image
It is hard to keep a straight face during comedy scenes. It's considered really bad form to laugh at someone else because… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
“Even before phones and e-mail this county could spread a story faster than a hooker could spread K-Y Jelly," Tessa added with… — Linda McMaken Copy Share Image
I haven't had to do too many, or many explicit ones. Everybody feels weird, and everybody is trying to tiptoe around and… — Gretchen Mol Copy Share Image
“How would you like it if I poked you?” he asks, trying to keep a straight face. “You already did, you asshole!… — Chantal Fernando Copy Share Image
“It’s a remarkable experience to ask yourself identity-crisis questions from a comic book movie with a mostly straight face, but I don’t… — Jonathan Talat Phillips Copy Share Image
“One time her father told her Shakespeare was really an Arab. 'Just look at his name: It's an Anglicization of Sheikh Zubayr,'… — Mohja Kahf Copy Share Image
“How could I ask for “horse” with a straight face? And, if I were doing heroin, then I’d be a depressed teenager… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
If enough money is involved and enough people believe that two plus two equals five the media will report the story with… — Susan Jacoby Copy Share Image
I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral report.… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Nice work," I commented drily. "How old was that littlest one? Five? Did she put up a terrible fight?" "I feared for… — Erica Lindquist Copy Share Image
“Oh, you are a little ray of sunshine today, aren’t you? Now, look at your progesterone levels. Still higher than normal. Are… — Karen Traviss Copy Share Image
Obviously, many will feel that having a cleaner means I can't talk about being working class with a straight face. I would… — Grace Dent Copy Share Image
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“He alienated his friends in the sciences by thanking them extravagantly for scientific advances he had read about in the recent newspapers… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
It is day after day in this institution, borrow money, run up the debt, run up the deficits and then with a… — Richard Neal Copy Share Image
The answer is for all of us to create our own systems, our own ideas, because vibrant independent ideas will trump this… — Alex Jones Copy Share Image
“We must sober up and admit that too many of the Republicans and the Democrats have played us, lied to us and… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
“Let us find the dam snack bar,” Zoë said. “We should eat while we can.” Grover cracked a smile. “The dam snack… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Knew it from the start, nah somethin wasn't right/ Felt somethin different when I looked into your eyes/ Things change, re-arrange, won't… — Tactics Copy Share Image
“Sadie was still a kite. "You can turn back now," I told her. She tilted her head and regarded me quizically. She… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Shame on you, Crispin. Married how long, and you haven't spanked your wife with a metal spatula yet?" I'd gotten used to… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“Sam laughed. "One of these days you're going to forget your lines and have to thribble, and it's going to come out… — Gary L. Blackwood Copy Share Image
“She glanced over her shoulder at him. “So until the wedding ceremony in your chapel, we’ll be chaste?” Her smile flirted and… — Christina Dodd Copy Share Image
“You said she works at an ice-cream shop around here, right?” He made a big show of wiping the sweat off his… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“I want you both to show me how much you know about each other,” he began. “I want you both to make… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“Winter? Everything all right?” “I can’t go there,” Winter said. “Why not?” Qibli asked, startled. “It’s cursed.” Winter waved a talon at… — Tui T. Sutherland Copy Share Image
“A small container of Rocky Road lands on the counter next to me. “I figured Rocky Road was appropriate to pave the… — Meghan March Copy Share Image
“...while epic fantasy is based on the fairy tale of the just war, that’s not one you’ll find in Grimm or Disney,… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
“Everett and his mom broke up with me ,thank you very much." "You shouldn't have made out with him in his mother's… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“You can’t be in here.” Ian stated it as a fact. Sam sank back onto the bed. He was definitely growing stronger,… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
“I want you both to show me how much you know about each other,” he began. “I want you both to make… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
