I know I can never work in a comedy because I can't keep a goddamn straight face. — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
“Even before phones and e-mail this county could spread a story faster than a hooker could spread K-Y Jelly," Tessa added with… — Linda McMaken Copy Share Image
The intelligence community, in particular the FBI, have been sounding alarms about this for more than a year. So to argue that… — Angus King Copy Share Image
“The man shoved a tongue depressor down his throat. Just as it started to tickle and would have made him cough, the… — Jennivie Wirries Copy Share Image
I don't know how anyone can keep a straight face and say they are for deficit reduction while they insist on a… — Claire McCaskill Copy Share Image
“What’s that?” “I’ll tell you after you guess what I am.” I kept a straight face. “Rumpelstiltskin?” He rolled his eyes. “Be… — Ednah Walters Copy Share Image
“Smiling Bloopers • Insincere smiling can backfire! (Different from a shy smile that just beckons a friendly "hello.") • Transitioning from a… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
“Everett Walsh!" Chloe exclaimed. I fell off the bed laughing. Liz folded her arms and tried to scowl at us, but I… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“Then she turned, punched me in the arm, and ran in her bunk.” I said with a straight face.” — Phil Wohl Copy Share Image
“You can’t be in here.” Ian stated it as a fact. Sam sank back onto the bed. He was definitely growing stronger,… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
“His eyes ran over her hungrily. “I couldn’t get it out of my mind,” he said, almost to himself, “the way it… — Diana Palmer Copy Share Image
“Because I know there is still a wonderful person inside this big grouch standing in front of me.” Jake sighed. “I’m not… — Jessie Evans Copy Share Image
We bet the company on Windows and we deserve to benefit. It was a risk that's paid off immensely. In retrospect, committing… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
“No pressuring them, Aunt Jennie,” Marion admonished with a straight face but laughing eyes. “They don’t like being hurried. They’re likely to… — Kelsey Bryant Copy Share Image
“Breeze strolled over to the table and chose a seat with his characteristic decorum. The portly man raised his dueling cane, pointing… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
I was always the first one to break. I'll admit it. I couldn't keep a straight face. — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
I tend to stay in character between scenes... to be rather serious on set, but here's why, and I think people will… — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
“How could I ask for “horse” with a straight face? And, if I were doing heroin, then I’d be a depressed teenager… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“How do you know she had sex?” Dallas asks. “Every time a penis touches Britain, I receive a telepathic notification.” “Oh,” Dallas… — Iris Blaire Copy Share Image
No one can make the album they made 10 years ago with a straight face. There are two reasons: one is you… — Brad Paisley Copy Share Image
“the ability to sell, which is usually nothing more than a talent for hype and keeping a straight face as you demand… — Felix Dennis Copy Share Image
“How would you like it if I poked you?” he asks, trying to keep a straight face. “You already did, you asshole!… — Chantal Fernando Copy Share Image
“I want you both to show me how much you know about each other,” he began. “I want you both to make… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
You put on such a brave front. But I know if I took another step toward you, you'd wet your pants." "With… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
There is not a single person alive who could keep a straight face and say "Oh yeah it's healthy, the reason I… — Gene Simmons Copy Share Image
