I know I can never work in a comedy because I can't keep a goddamn straight face. — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
I was always the first one to break. I'll admit it. I couldn't keep a straight face. — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
On solemn asses fall plush sinecures, So keep a straight face and sit tight on yours. — X. J. Kennedy Copy Share Image
I hate it when people call me beautiful and they lying straight to my face — Crystal Copy Share Image
You can get away with saying much more with humor than you can with a straight face — Sherry Argov Copy Share Image
It's kind of hard to keep a straight face when your trying to pretend chlamydia is a flower. — Krysten Ritter Copy Share Image
Those moments when you try to do a backflip off your bed, and land straight on your face ._. — Patience Copy Share Image
“One time her father told her Shakespeare was really an Arab. 'Just look at his name: It's an Anglicization of Sheikh Zubayr,'… — Mohja Kahf Copy Share Image
“How could I ask for “horse” with a straight face? And, if I were doing heroin, then I’d be a depressed teenager… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“Once you confessed to someone that you had been very depressed when dining with her several months earlier. She was stunned, discovering… — Édouard Levé Copy Share Image
“But I had learned deceptions could be uttered with a straight face, a warm smile might conceal malice, and that the most… — Sue Lynn Tan Copy Share Image
I have always believed that the key to a happy marriage was the ability to say with a straight face, 'Why, I… — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
“You know,' Wraith muttered, 'life was a lot easier when we hated all humans and didn't give a shit what happened to… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
I still get star-struck by people like Harrison Ford, but I think it's become more natural and more a part of my… — Asa Butterfield Copy Share Image
A jealous man is poisonous but don't compare him with a jealous woman cause she will really poison u! *straight face*à — Maureen Renfro Copy Share Image
Obviously, many will feel that having a cleaner means I can't talk about being working class with a straight face. I would… — Grace Dent Copy Share Image
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“He alienated his friends in the sciences by thanking them extravagantly for scientific advances he had read about in the recent newspapers… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Although 'to paint' means something like "to cause to be covered with paint," one does not 'paint a brush' when one dips… — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
It is day after day in this institution, borrow money, run up the debt, run up the deficits and then with a… — Richard Neal Copy Share Image
No matter how you cut them, paste them, rotate them, or distort them, lip syncing and air-guitar playing are fundamentally foolish activities,… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
In the end, all that time I spent in the 'Star Wars' universe fostered galaxies of creativity and made me a better… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
“No self-respecting wolf would eat a rodent - though we might've been able to use your teeth as decorations," Andrew said with… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“She glanced over her shoulder at him. “So until the wedding ceremony in your chapel, we’ll be chaste?” Her smile flirted and… — Christina Dodd Copy Share Image
“I hope I redeemed myself with the whole dancing-sex comparison.” “I suppose there were a couple of notable similarities,” I observed, holding… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“And how old are you, Miss Beckett?” “Seventeen.” “What!” There is no way she’s seventeen. I inspect her face, studying it intently,… — Georgia Cates Copy Share Image
“She tore through the wrapping and took out a blue velvet box. She glanced back at me as though unable to believe… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Everett Walsh!" Chloe exclaimed. I fell off the bed laughing. Liz folded her arms and tried to scowl at us, but I… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Because I know there is still a wonderful person inside this big grouch standing in front of me.” Jake sighed. “I’m not… — Jessie Evans Copy Share Image
“Dimity said, "I wrote him poetry!" (...) "Dimity," Sophronia said, horrified by such an admission, "you didn't give him the poetry, did… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
“You can’t be in here.” Ian stated it as a fact. Sam sank back onto the bed. He was definitely growing stronger,… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
“I want you both to show me how much you know about each other,” he began. “I want you both to make… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“She narrowed her eyes at him. She wanted to tell him that it was his fault, that she would never have tripped… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“Clint stared down at him. He was wearing what appeared to be a massive, lopsided and jewel-encrusted crown, holding a scepter and… — scifigrl47 Copy Share Image
“His eyes ran over her hungrily. “I couldn’t get it out of my mind,” he said, almost to himself, “the way it… — Diana Palmer Copy Share Image
“What’s that?” “I’ll tell you after you guess what I am.” I kept a straight face. “Rumpelstiltskin?” He rolled his eyes. “Be… — Ednah Walters Copy Share Image
“Breeze strolled over to the table and chose a seat with his characteristic decorum. The portly man raised his dueling cane, pointing… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if… — John Doe Copy Share Image
