All lies are told with a straight face. It is truth that's said with a dismissive giggle. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I can't honestly say with a straight face that every Avenged Sevenfold album is my favorite. — Zacky Vengeance Copy Share Image
“A straight face is an ignorant man’s attempt to appear knowledgeable.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Time flies, dreams die, people lose faith, Tryna hide behind a lie with a straight face. — Xzibit Copy Share Image
“His straight face was disrupted by a smile that disappeared almost as quickly as a box of chocolates in my kitchen.” — Katherine Bayless Copy Share Image
“My name is Samhain Corvus LaCroix. I am a necromancer. Now, if only I could say that with a straight face.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Great. Now I knew what his penis looked like. I could never have breakfast with the Paulson Pack again. Eating sausage with… — Roxy Mews Copy Share Image
“The image of Mac standing in front of a selection of penises, like a witness picking a criminal out of a line-up,… — Suzie Quint Copy Share Image
It took me a while to affirm the fact that I'm actually a really good writer. I couldn't even call myself a… — Luvvie Ajayi Copy Share Image
Sometimes I definitely crack up in the ring. If I tried to consciously go in there and keep a straight face, I'm… — Big Cass Copy Share Image
I did realise that when you talk with a straight face, you come across as someone bolder than somebody who bats her… — Shraddha Srinath Copy Share Image
What? Dude? Are you talking about getting married? You cant even say it with a straight face. Look at that little smirk. — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
Some of these people think the universe is five thousand years old, and they say it with a straight face. If somebody… — James Carville Copy Share Image
“It's actually the fourth,' I say, 'if you count getting fired from CopyMax.' 'Which we do not.' Jo slit-eyes me. She scoops… — Julie Anne Peters Copy Share Image
If a guy's ever telling you a four-hour sex story with a straight face, just feel sorry for him. Not for lying… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
“If you've taken a photo with your camera's pop-up flash, you're probably wondering how camera manufacturers list pop-up flash as a feature… — Scott Kelby Copy Share Image
You can be our critic. Would you dig that? (Yes, he was the last Man in America who could say “dig” with… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
“Chloe thought madly about tiny FM radios that she could hide in her ear and pull her hair over to hide, about… — Celia Thomson Copy Share Image
Because Scientology is perceived and conceived by Scientologists as being this salvation for mankind, you can have people that lie with a… — Mike Rinder Copy Share Image
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“But you never said anything! Not one frigging word, Lara Jean!” Automatically I say, “Don’t say ‘frig.’ ” “Not one frigging word,” Kitty… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
“In a culture that is becoming ever more story-stupid, in which a representative of the Coca-Cola company can, with a straight face,… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“Lunch looks grand, Meg. You’ve really outdone yourself,” James commented, loading his plate. He frowned down at an escaping carrot extending precariously… — Shannon MacLeod Copy Share Image
“Get me some Midol, all right?" Benjamin all but choked. Leon studies the ceiling with a great deal of interest, a smile… — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“Yeah whatever," Andrew said impatiently. "He came back to the room that night and kept talking about this girl he'd seen at… — Alicia Thompson Copy Share Image
Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“This quote – Tess says it to her mother after Alec D’Urberville has had his wicked way with her.” “I know,” muses… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“Ow!” he winced, stepping away from Rory as he rubbed the back of his head where it suddenly throbbed. He looked over… — Mathewson R.L. 20121029 . Checkmate A Neighbor from Hell Kindle Locations 53155321 Copy Share Image
“Because we’ve been lied to and lied to, and it hurts to be lied to. It’s ultimately just about that complicated: it… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“But even as he reached out to cup he face he heard an angry buzzing, and a huge black bee dive-bombed him… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
“What happened?” Violet asked Jay, when Mike went to join the girls in the kitchen, giving them a moment alone in front… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“Every week seems to bring another luxuriantly creamy envelope, the thickness of a letter-bomb, containing a complex invitation – a triumph of… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
“I sat in the passenger seat of the squad car, laughing at the look on Noah’s face. “She tried man, she did.… — C.A. Harms Copy Share Image
“What do you want?” he growled. “I just want to talk.” I tried to keep my voice steady. “You don't have to… — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
“We should get back,” she said softly. “It’ll be getting dark soon. And I’m tired.” Brimming with the energy of youth, Swift… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
“A typical Virgin airline employee is the sort of person who will joke with passengers and smile, not just nod their head… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
“Need help washing other places?” “Yeah. I’m really dirty.” “I can’t believe you said that with a straight face.” “I can’t believe… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
Actually, I do have a knack of pulling things off with a straight face, guess it runs in my family. — Riya Sen Copy Share Image
