No British TV company could ever make a series like 'The West Wing' about British politics. It would beggar credibility. No one… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
“When asked about how he could have offered the Warren Report, full of inconsistencies, to the American people with a straight face,… — Michael Ruppert Copy Share Image
It's kind of hard to keep a straight face when your trying to pretend chlamydia is a flower. — Krysten Ritter Copy Share Image
Maybe I know somewhere deep in my soul That love never lasts And we've got to find other ways To make it… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
[on Martin Freeman playing Bilbo Baggins] It was great. I got to hang out with him, and I kept a straight face… — Benedict Cumberbatch Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to control whole populations of people. Just get a good looking person, like a news anchor, to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Real Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“Sam laughed. "One of these days you're going to forget your lines and have to thribble, and it's going to come out… — Gary L. Blackwood Copy Share Image
“ It was very hard to keep a straight face when I had seen a glimpse of her ‘oh-so-propah’ husband in pink women’s… — Tyra Lynn Copy Share Image
“Winter? Everything all right?” “I can’t go there,” Winter said. “Why not?” Qibli asked, startled. “It’s cursed.” Winter waved a talon at… — Tui T. Sutherland Copy Share Image
I haven't had to do too many, or many explicit ones. Everybody feels weird, and everybody is trying to tiptoe around and… — Gretchen Mol Copy Share Image
I don't know if I'd do an action movie because I don't know if I could keep a straight face honestly, I… — Chris O'Dowd Copy Share Image
“And how old are you, Miss Beckett?” “Seventeen.” “What!” There is no way she’s seventeen. I inspect her face, studying it intently,… — Georgia Cates Copy Share Image
“But you’d best get moving lad. If we lie here too long our nuts will freeze to the ground.” “Fine words for… — William Meikle Copy Share Image
“A small container of Rocky Road lands on the counter next to me. “I figured Rocky Road was appropriate to pave the… — Meghan March Copy Share Image
I have a funny relationship to the British working class movement... I'm in it, but not culturally of it... I was aware… — Stuart Hall Copy Share Image
“Are you a Dominant, Sir?” “Yes.” A smile played at his lips. Hearing her call him that would never get old. “And… — Shayla Black Copy Share Image
You can't have Rosie on The View and Elton John packing Mom and Pop in at Caesars Palace and gay people all… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
A jealous man is poisonous but don't compare him with a jealous woman cause she will really poison u! *straight face*à — Maureen Renfro Copy Share Image
“I proved him a liar but John made him look like a fool. All the time Ewell was on the stand I… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Shame on you, Crispin. Married how long, and you haven't spanked your wife with a metal spatula yet?" I'd gotten used to… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
I’m never wrong? Who besides Republican presidents and evil masterminds can say that with a straight face? — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
I don't know if I'd do an action movie because I don't know if I could keep a straight face; honestly, I… — Chris O'Dowd Copy Share Image