Straight face Quote by Lish McBride

“Ramon looked closely at the little guy as he ate. "Maybe he's Jewish. I mean, if Sammy Davis Jr. could convert to Judaism, why…

— Lish McBride

“You couldn’t really tell people you weren’t out performing your civic duties because you were too busy raising the dead.”

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“Even if Douglas was trying to sacrifice me and harvest my creepy powers at the time, I feel like killing people for doing awful…

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“And someone, somewhere, was having an even worse time of it than me. I tried to keep that in mind. No matter how crappy…

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“Begin at the beginning," I said, "and go on till you come to the end. Then stop.”

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“The cats, being cats, ignored her in that complete way only cats seem to be able to manage, and continued to drag her soul…

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“I know you're frustrated, Sam, but the reality is you're in a world now where the majority of the people you run into will…

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“I had an affinity for pandas. Something about clumsy vegetarians struck a chord with me.”

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“Sylvie-trin 5000: He was the Zelda to my Link, but that doesn't mean biker boy couldn't be the Princess Peach to my Mario. I…

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“Most people felt lost after high school. Sometimes I felt like I'd never really been found in the first place.”

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“You want waffles?” I tried to keep the skepticism from my voice. “No firstborn or a pot of gold?” “I’m not a leprechaun, Sam.…

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“There’d been some nights when my fat ass had saved my ass (ba-dum-tsh).”

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