Straight face Quote by Kieran Scott Download Open image ““(Personal Note: I'm trying really hard to keep a straight face at this point)”” — Kieran Scott ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Straight face
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“As I walked inside, she turned around and headed for the end of the bed. Then she paused and turned to face me. She… — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
“Al come on. The woman's, like, senile,' I said under my breath. 'Last year she thought me and Hammond were a closeted couple.” — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
“Jake's POV: Meanwhile, Ally was here with Marshall Moss, who she was obviously going to hook up with later. They'd barely stopped touching each… — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
“(Innocent Assessment: They were just buying lunch for the crew working on her house. Not-So-Innocent Assessment: They're totally doing it.)” — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
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“I had to stop sneaking around girls' houses like some kind of dumb-ass cat burglar. Clearly it got me nowhere good.” — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
“I know I suck," I whispered, looking her in the eye, feeling desperate. "I know I don't deserve you. Just don't leave me. Please?… — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
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“I laughed as we turned in a tight circle... "Tonight you're all mine." Jake smiled but looked me dead in the eye. "No. From… — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
“I think my water just broke.' I took an instinctive step back. Because, gross. 'Omigod.” — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
“Jake's POV: ...And we laughed. Suddenly my palms were sweating under my gloves. I slid my hand away and we got back to work,… — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
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