Quote by Kieran Scott

“As I walked inside, she turned around and headed for the end of the bed. Then she paused and turned to face me. She…

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“Al come on. The woman's, like, senile,' I said under my breath. 'Last year she thought me and Hammond were a closeted couple.”

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“Jake's POV: Meanwhile, Ally was here with Marshall Moss, who she was obviously going to hook up with later. They'd barely stopped touching each…

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“(Innocent Assessment: They were just buying lunch for the crew working on her house. Not-So-Innocent Assessment: They're totally doing it.)”

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“When Dad was a kid, he wanted to be a lumberjack, but unfortunately he'd been cursed with the build of an accountant and the…

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“I had to stop sneaking around girls' houses like some kind of dumb-ass cat burglar. Clearly it got me nowhere good.”

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“(Personal Note: I'm trying really hard to keep a straight face at this point)”

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“...It was almost like I was expecting to get crushed.”

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“I know I suck," I whispered, looking her in the eye, feeling desperate. "I know I don't deserve you. Just don't leave me. Please?…

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“Between Thanksgiving and Christmas, I never leave the house without [my Santa hat]. In fact, I pretty much never leave my room without it.…

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“I think my water just broke.' I took an instinctive step back. Because, gross. 'Omigod.”

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“Jake's POV: ...And we laughed. Suddenly my palms were sweating under my gloves. I slid my hand away and we got back to work,…

— Kieran Scott