Quote by Luke Hartwell

“Straight people, he thinks, probably don't spend this much time convincing themselves that they're straight.”

— Casey McQuiston

“Straight people are so fucking weird.”

— Warren Ellis

“Gay is the new straight, in case you haven't noticed.”

— Terry McMillan

“Christ, it’s official. I have a hard-on for a straight guy. That’s just terrific.”

— Ella Frank

“What happened to being straight?” “I’m reconsidering.”

— Lou Harper

“It's so weird being straight. You have no defenses. Shit happens and you have to feel it. You have no choice.”

— Blake Nelson

“I generally assumed a guy was gay until proven straight, taken until proven single, and not interested until he'd put his tongue in my…

— Mara Wilson

“I started to be really proud of the fact I was gay even though I wasn't.”

— Kurt Cobain

“To this day, the behavior of straight men is something I’ve never been able to wrap my head around. Have you ever met one?…

— Kathy Griffin

“Okay. I guess I’m just having a little trouble getting this all straight.”“It’s not ‘straight’ -- it’s gay. That’s why you’re having trouble.” She…

— Bobby Michaels

“I’m so in love with him I can’t even think straight. Which is fine since obviously I’m not straight. And neither is he.”

— Tiffany Reisz

“I can’t see straight. But that’s okay.”

— Shelly Laurenston