Quote by Blake Nelson

“With you, I can't see straight. My body's made the decision. I want to fuck you so hard, you can't even remember being with…

— C.M. Stunich

“What happened to being straight?” “I’m reconsidering.”

— Lou Harper

“Christ, it’s official. I have a hard-on for a straight guy. That’s just terrific.”

— Ella Frank

“Straight people are so fucking weird.”

— Warren Ellis

“Straight people, he thinks, probably don't spend this much time convincing themselves that they're straight.”

— Casey McQuiston

“I’m so in love with him I can’t even think straight. Which is fine since obviously I’m not straight. And neither is he.”

— Tiffany Reisz

“Gay is the new straight, in case you haven't noticed.”

— Terry McMillan

“Straight guys, I was starting to realize, were quite frequently not one hundred percent straight.”

— Luke Hartwell

“I actually hate when people say that. I mean, I feel secure in my masculinity, too. Being secure in your masculinity isn’t the same…

— Becky Albertalli

“Okay. I guess I’m just having a little trouble getting this all straight.”“It’s not ‘straight’ -- it’s gay. That’s why you’re having trouble.” She…

— Bobby Michaels

“Well you're definitely gay. A straight guy wouldn't be such a drama queen.”

— Brigid Kemmerer

“I can’t see straight. But that’s okay.”

— Shelly Laurenston