Quote by Bobby Michaels

“Listen, little lady, the people who do this kind of thing think if we rub up against them, they’ll catch it. But there ain’t…

— Jennifer Gooch Hummer

“Straight guys, I was starting to realize, were quite frequently not one hundred percent straight.”

— Luke Hartwell

“It's so weird being straight. You have no defenses. Shit happens and you have to feel it. You have no choice.”

— Blake Nelson

“Christ, it’s official. I have a hard-on for a straight guy. That’s just terrific.”

— Ella Frank

“I opened my mouth to do some calm explaining. "I'm gay." is what came out.”

— Jane B. Mason

“I don’t have a problem with gay men.” “I didn’t suggest you had a problem. I’m just sensing a...hyperawareness of my homosexuality at the…

— Darien Cox

“Straight people, he thinks, probably don't spend this much time convincing themselves that they're straight.”

— Casey McQuiston

“I'm not gay." He shook his head vigorously, then stopped and hung his head. He sounded so miserable when he whispered "Am I?”

— Sjd Peterson

“You're gay!" she shrilled, and he pulled the phone away from his ear. "How in the hell do you know you're gay?" He smiled…

— Amy Lane

“Straight people are so fucking weird.”

— Warren Ellis

“Like what? You think I'm gay or something?”

— Kristen Chandler