“Sometimes you have a dairy godmother, and sometimes you have to be your own.” — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up. — Kristen Chandler Humor Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you have a fairy godmother, and sometimes you have to be your own” — Kristen Chandler Fairy Copy Share Image
“There is something brutal and wonderful about not having a clue who you are.” — Kristen Chandler Brutal Copy Share Image
“I don’t mind being watched by trees. It’s everyone else that makes me feel like the stupid-smart–intermittently-imploding girl.” — Kristen Chandler Trees Copy Share Image
“I'm a pathetic random pattern. I'm a nonsequential but recurring loser. I'm fluid stupidity.” — Kristen Chandler Pathetic Copy Share Image
“The thing about an Alpha, male or female, is that they can lead. When things get desperate they attack instead of retreat.” — Kristen Chandler Alpha Copy Share Image
“I hate it when discovering something wonderful about someone else requires me discovering something pathetic about myself.” — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
“I wish I knew how to change my patterns--all of them. But it's like the blood in my finger. I screw up… — Kristen Chandler Mess Copy Share Image
“I would laugh at all my provincial inmates, but I’m too busy lusting. I’m not usually interested in a guy with “take… — Kristen Chandler Boy Copy Share Image
“Hey, knock it off," says Virgil "What?" I whispered "You kicked me." "Sorry” — Kristen Chandler Kicked Copy Share Image
“We never know what we’re looking for until we aren’t there anymore.” — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
“Maybe the future is like rowing for shore. Your only choice is to try or give up.” — Kristen Chandler Future Copy Share Image
“There's this new guy who is really great who I've thoroughly offended." "Teenage boys don't listen enough to be offended.” — Kristen Chandler Teenage Boys Copy Share Image
“How long were you standing out there?" "I don't know. Forty-three minutes." "You must be freezing. And a stalker.” — Kristen Chandler Freezing Copy Share Image
“Wolves don't actually howl at the moon. Mostly they howl at each other. I'm a girl, so I get that.” — Kristen Chandler Howl Copy Share Image
“I'm not really a stalker, but my school is so small it's hard not to notice a person's schedule if you have… — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
“Maybe doing the wrong thing for the right reasons is better than doing the right thing for the wrong reasons. At least… — Kristen Chandler Doing the right thing Copy Share Image
