Humor Quote by Kristen Chandler Download Open image “There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.” — Kristen Chandler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Morning Sun
Science would like to tell us that people laugh because of the benign violation theory, but comedy doesn't have hard rules. — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
If we started thinking, 'Why's this funny?' we might start incorporating rules into it. I'd be suspicious that it would change the nature of… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
There ought to be a law against the sun rising and setting for you in somebody else. — Harry Crews Copy Share Image
In stand-up, there's that idea that comedy comes from a dark place, but it's not a rule. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
The first rule of comedy should be, you must be very lazy. Whoever works should be immediately removed. — Cyrus Broacha Copy Share Image
I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
If life's not funny, then it's just true - and that would be unacceptable. — Billie Lourd Copy Share Image
“I'm a pathetic random pattern. I'm a nonsequential but recurring loser. I'm fluid stupidity.” — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
“There is something brutal and wonderful about not having a clue who you are.” — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
“I don’t mind being watched by trees. It’s everyone else that makes me feel like the stupid-smart–intermittently-imploding girl.” — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you have a dairy godmother, and sometimes you have to be your own.” — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
“I hate it when discovering something wonderful about someone else requires me discovering something pathetic about myself.” — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
“The thing about an Alpha, male or female, is that they can lead. When things get desperate they attack instead of retreat.” — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you have a fairy godmother, and sometimes you have to be your own” — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
“I wish I knew how to change my patterns--all of them. But it's like the blood in my finger. I screw up and there… — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
“I would laugh at all my provincial inmates, but I’m too busy lusting. I’m not usually interested in a guy with “take a number”… — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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