Quote by Kristen Chandler Download Open image ““I'm a pathetic random pattern. I'm a nonsequential but recurring loser. I'm fluid stupidity.”” — Kristen Chandler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up. — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
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