“I would laugh at all my provincial inmates, but I’m too busy lusting. I’m not usually interested in a guy with “take a number” on his forehead, but this guy doesn’t have a forehead — it’s buried in messy blond… — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
“I'm a pathetic random pattern. I'm a nonsequential but recurring loser. I'm fluid stupidity.” — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
“There is something brutal and wonderful about not having a clue who you are.” — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
“I don’t mind being watched by trees. It’s everyone else that makes me feel like the stupid-smart–intermittently-imploding girl.” — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you have a dairy godmother, and sometimes you have to be your own.” — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
“I hate it when discovering something wonderful about someone else requires me discovering something pathetic about myself.” — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up. — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
“The thing about an Alpha, male or female, is that they can lead. When things get desperate they attack instead of retreat.” — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you have a fairy godmother, and sometimes you have to be your own” — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
“I wish I knew how to change my patterns--all of them. But it's like the blood in my finger. I screw up and there… — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
