“You want waffles?” I tried to keep the skepticism from my voice. “No firstborn or a pot of gold?” “I’m not a leprechaun, Sam. And what would I do with a baby?” Her eyebrow shot back up, and she crossed… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“We found James standing in front of the crypt, leaning against the side nonchalantly, like it was no big deal—like he hung out in cemeteries every day. Of course, working for Douglas, he probably had.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Ramon looked closely at the little guy as he ate. "Maybe he's Jewish. I mean, if Sammy Davis Jr. could convert to Judaism, why… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“You couldn’t really tell people you weren’t out performing your civic duties because you were too busy raising the dead.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Even if Douglas was trying to sacrifice me and harvest my creepy powers at the time, I feel like killing people for doing awful… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“And someone, somewhere, was having an even worse time of it than me. I tried to keep that in mind. No matter how crappy… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Begin at the beginning," I said, "and go on till you come to the end. Then stop.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“The cats, being cats, ignored her in that complete way only cats seem to be able to manage, and continued to drag her soul… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“I know you're frustrated, Sam, but the reality is you're in a world now where the majority of the people you run into will… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“I had an affinity for pandas. Something about clumsy vegetarians struck a chord with me.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Sylvie-trin 5000: He was the Zelda to my Link, but that doesn't mean biker boy couldn't be the Princess Peach to my Mario. I… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Most people felt lost after high school. Sometimes I felt like I'd never really been found in the first place.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“You want waffles?” I tried to keep the skepticism from my voice. “No firstborn or a pot of gold?” “I’m not a leprechaun, Sam.… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“There’d been some nights when my fat ass had saved my ass (ba-dum-tsh).” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Homework, classes, running around, and then—bam—nothing but a life of work stretching out before you. No one prepares you for that feeling or even… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“I stared at the pictogram of a burger nestled between similar representations of shakes, sodas, and fries, on the front of my register. I… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Arriving on Bainbridge Island is the opposite of arriving in Seattle. When you got in your car and waited to unload off the ferry… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image