Humor Quote by Lish McBride Download Open image ““There’d been some nights when my fat ass had saved my ass (ba-dum-tsh).”” — Lish McBride ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Life lessons
“But she was funny sometimes, and never boring. God, it would almost be worth it to see her face when she realized that I… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“At thirty-four, she'd decided she'd grown out of sex. Bed was for sleep, especially for fat girls.” — Clive Barker Copy Share Image
“There had been nights in the desert where I was so sick with laughter, convulsed and doubled over with aching stomach for hours on… — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
“I was still alive. Ha! Take that kidnappers. Still alive. Maybe it was my butt that was feeding me. I always thought it was… — Kate Brian Copy Share Image
“ou run, you do your crunches, I don’t give a fuck. But you lose any of that ass, those tits, those hips or your… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“I flopped back onto my pillows. I wanted to begin loathing the new day in comfort.” — Chuck Barris Copy Share Image
“If knew you were going to drug me, kidnap me, and take me back to the dark ages with out my pants, I never… — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
“Ramon looked closely at the little guy as he ate. "Maybe he's Jewish. I mean, if Sammy Davis Jr. could convert to Judaism, why… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“You couldn’t really tell people you weren’t out performing your civic duties because you were too busy raising the dead.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Even if Douglas was trying to sacrifice me and harvest my creepy powers at the time, I feel like killing people for doing awful… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“And someone, somewhere, was having an even worse time of it than me. I tried to keep that in mind. No matter how crappy… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Begin at the beginning," I said, "and go on till you come to the end. Then stop.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“The cats, being cats, ignored her in that complete way only cats seem to be able to manage, and continued to drag her soul… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“I know you're frustrated, Sam, but the reality is you're in a world now where the majority of the people you run into will… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“I had an affinity for pandas. Something about clumsy vegetarians struck a chord with me.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Sylvie-trin 5000: He was the Zelda to my Link, but that doesn't mean biker boy couldn't be the Princess Peach to my Mario. I… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Most people felt lost after high school. Sometimes I felt like I'd never really been found in the first place.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“You want waffles?” I tried to keep the skepticism from my voice. “No firstborn or a pot of gold?” “I’m not a leprechaun, Sam.… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Homework, classes, running around, and then—bam—nothing but a life of work stretching out before you. No one prepares you for that feeling or even… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
