Straight face Quote by Webbie Download Open image “Straight face in some ass, so I'm chillin with her.” — Webbie ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Straight face
Hey man, I gotta straighten my face. This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place. — David Bowie Copy Share Image
She's kind of funny looking. Her face is out of balance--broad forehead, button nose, freckled cheeks, and pointy ears. A slammed-together, rough sort of… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
She got that good good, she Michael Jackson bad. I'm attracted to her with her attractive ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She is just straight all the way up and down, including her nose and mouth and hair.” — Sue Townsend Copy Share Image
Everyone said She has a big fat ass.'But I think it is not that imonrtapt because she is sooo cute.A happy face is lot… — Singhsingh Copy Share Image
All I lay is straight pipe. Hit her from behind, it dont matter what her face like. — TI Copy Share Image
She a 7 in the face, but a 10 in the ass. She even look better by the end of my glass. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
Take a look at her and do you like what you see or do you wish it was me? — Kellie Pickler Copy Share Image
Stupid ass chain on spent a hundred somethin. Bent her over like a dog, I had her runnin from me. — Webbie Copy Share Image
I dont know what to do...I feel untouchable, my mind keep telling me cant nobody fuck with you. — Webbie Copy Share Image
Seen too many ratchet ass hoes gettin sitcom. Behind closed doors all they do is suck d*ck. — Webbie Copy Share Image
You can take this money from me, all the cars all the trucks and the ice nigga. No matter what ima be a f*cking… — Webbie Copy Share Image
Think before you move cuz you dont wanna move wrong, Send ya the heat man, nigga gon put than tool on him. — Webbie Copy Share Image
Man, suck my d*ck cuz I f-cked your bitch. F-ck you, f-ck ya momma, f-ck ya whole click. — Webbie Copy Share Image
I gott drop my nuts and make this run...A million plus by the time I'm done. — Webbie Copy Share Image
Yall haters a kill to be sittin where I'm sittin, I'm just so real that's how I'm gettin it how I'm gettin it. You… — Webbie Copy Share Image
If enough money is involved and enough people believe that two plus two equals five the media will report the story with a straight… — Susan Jacoby Copy Share Image
“She glanced over her shoulder at him. “So until the wedding ceremony in your chapel, we’ll be chaste?” Her smile flirted and taunted, and… — Christina Dodd Copy Share Image
“Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw… — John Doe Copy Share Image
“Once you confessed to someone that you had been very depressed when dining with her several months earlier. She was stunned, discovering her blindness… — Édouard Levé Copy Share Image
“He alienated his friends in the sciences by thanking them extravagantly for scientific advances he had read about in the recent newspapers and magazines,… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“It's painful to believe that the would-be 'public servants' you're forced to choose between are all phonies whose only real concern is their own… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“I want you both to show me how much you know about each other,” he began. “I want you both to make me a… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“Dimity said, "I wrote him poetry!" (...) "Dimity," Sophronia said, horrified by such an admission, "you didn't give him the poetry, did you?" "Certainly… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
I have always believed that the key to a happy marriage was the ability to say with a straight face, 'Why, I don't know… — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
“You said she works at an ice-cream shop around here, right?” He made a big show of wiping the sweat off his brow. “Come… — Julie James Copy Share Image
I don't think anybody can with a straight face say that the Russians did not set out to influence our election, and they did… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
It’s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush can do… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image