“I grind so fine, I’m practically coffee,” he says with a straight face, then busts out a grin.” — Jillian Dodd Copy Share Image
I don't think anybody can with a straight face say that the Russians did not set out to influence our election, and… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“When asked about how he could have offered the Warren Report, full of inconsistencies, to the American people with a straight face,… — Michael Ruppert Copy Share Image
“Whatever, Sam.” Whatever! Sam laughed, a booming guffaw. I love this word. It is my favorite from your generation.Decker smiled, unable to… — Lizzy Ford Copy Share Image
No British TV company could ever make a series like 'The West Wing' about British politics. It would beggar credibility. No one… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
“the ability to sell, which is usually nothing more than a talent for hype and keeping a straight face as you demand… — Felix Dennis Copy Share Image
“ It was very hard to keep a straight face when I had seen a glimpse of her ‘oh-so-propah’ husband in pink women’s… — Tyra Lynn Copy Share Image
We bet the company on Windows and we deserve to benefit. It was a risk that's paid off immensely. In retrospect, committing… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
No one in their right mind can say to me with a straight face that the Patriot Act has not aggregated the… — Peter Camejo Copy Share Image
You can't have Rosie on The View and Elton John packing Mom and Pop in at Caesars Palace and gay people all… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
“Usually when people say, ‘Nothing’s wrong’, they usually just don’t want to talk about it,” I told him. “Yeah, but when they… — Not_present Copy Share Image
I kept a straight face while my inner Neanderthal spluttered and then went on a mental rampage through a hypothetical produce section,… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Real Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I tend to stay in character between scenes... to be rather serious on set, but here's why, and I think people will… — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
The intelligence community, in particular the FBI, have been sounding alarms about this for more than a year. So to argue that… — Angus King Copy Share Image
Fantasy is an area where it is possible to talk about right and wrong, good and evil, with a straight face. In… — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
You put on such a brave front. But I know if I took another step toward you, you'd wet your pants." "With… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
“Are you a Dominant, Sir?” “Yes.” A smile played at his lips. Hearing her call him that would never get old. “And… — Shayla Black Copy Share Image
I've worked in many offices myself, yes. I get paid a little bit more than the six dollars and twenty five cents… — Rainn Wilson Copy Share Image
“He's been given the boot!' Lofton insisted, directing his anger now at Mister Walton. 'And I think it wise not to interfere!'… — Van Reid Copy Share Image
“Have that spatula ready when I return," Ian sang out to her. "I don't even want to know what that means," were… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“The man shoved a tongue depressor down his throat. Just as it started to tickle and would have made him cough, the… — Jennivie Wirries Copy Share Image
“Okay," Jake said, "Here's what we know. Or at least, what we think we know." We were all at Rachel's house again.… — K. A. Applegate Copy Share Image
“Smiling Bloopers • Insincere smiling can backfire! (Different from a shy smile that just beckons a friendly "hello.") • Transitioning from a… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
I don't know if I'd do an action movie because I don't know if I could keep a straight face; honestly, I… — Chris O'Dowd Copy Share Image
Dear McDonald's. Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWeiner with a straight face. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
There is not a single person alive who could keep a straight face and say "Oh yeah it's healthy, the reason I… — Gene Simmons Copy Share Image
“I proved him a liar but John made him look like a fool. All the time Ewell was on the stand I… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
“But you’d best get moving lad. If we lie here too long our nuts will freeze to the ground.” “Fine words for… — William Meikle Copy Share Image
I don't know if I'd do an action movie because I don't know if I could keep a straight face honestly, I… — Chris O'Dowd Copy Share Image
No one can make the album they made 10 years ago with a straight face. There are two reasons: one is you… — Brad Paisley Copy Share Image
[on Martin Freeman playing Bilbo Baggins] It was great. I got to hang out with him, and I kept a straight face… — Benedict Cumberbatch Copy Share Image
I have a funny relationship to the British working class movement... I'm in it, but not culturally of it... I was aware… — Stuart Hall Copy Share Image
“It's painful to believe that the would-be 'public servants' you're forced to choose between are all phonies whose only real concern is… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
All lies are told with a straight face. It is truth that's said with a dismissive giggle. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I can't honestly say with a straight face that every Avenged Sevenfold album is my favorite. — Zacky Vengeance Copy Share Image
“A straight face is an ignorant man’s attempt to appear knowledgeable.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Time flies, dreams die, people lose faith, Tryna hide behind a lie with a straight face. — Xzibit Copy Share Image
![“[on Martin Freeman playing Bilbo Baggins] It was great. I got to hang out with him, and I kept a straight face for a bit and then I started giggling because I know Martin, I don't know Bilbo. For Martin to be sitting there playing Bilbo is amazing. He's going to be amazing, he's going to be…” quote by Benedict Cumberbatch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/012/benedict-cumberbatch-1156_acting_on-martin-freeman-playing-bilbo-baggins_1300570.jpg)
