“I watch the man place the collar on Tuck and tighten it so much that I worry he's not getting enough oxygen.… — Kaitlyn Deann Copy Share Image
“Nice work," I commented drily. "How old was that littlest one? Five? Did she put up a terrible fight?" "I feared for… — Erica Lindquist Copy Share Image
You can get away with saying much more with humor than you can with a straight face — Sherry Argov Copy Share Image
The current budget that the Republicans are looking at never balances. How can that be fiscally responsible? And how can we look… — Rand Paul Copy Share Image
“Sadie was still a kite. "You can turn back now," I told her. She tilted her head and regarded me quizically. She… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“It’s a remarkable experience to ask yourself identity-crisis questions from a comic book movie with a mostly straight face, but I don’t… — Jonathan Talat Phillips Copy Share Image
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“He's been given the boot!' Lofton insisted, directing his anger now at Mister Walton. 'And I think it wise not to interfere!'… — Van Reid Copy Share Image
It is hard to keep a straight face during comedy scenes. It's considered really bad form to laugh at someone else because… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
“One time her father told her Shakespeare was really an Arab. 'Just look at his name: It's an Anglicization of Sheikh Zubayr,'… — Mohja Kahf Copy Share Image
On solemn asses fall plush sinecures, So keep a straight face and sit tight on yours. — X. J. Kennedy Copy Share Image
“We must sober up and admit that too many of the Republicans and the Democrats have played us, lied to us and… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I still get star-struck by people like Harrison Ford, but I think it's become more natural and more a part of my… — Asa Butterfield Copy Share Image
I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral report.… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Everett and his mom broke up with me ,thank you very much." "You shouldn't have made out with him in his mother's… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
The answer is for all of us to create our own systems, our own ideas, because vibrant independent ideas will trump this… — Alex Jones Copy Share Image
Dear McDonald's. Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWeiner with a straight face. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
“Usually when people say, ‘Nothing’s wrong’, they usually just don’t want to talk about it,” I told him. “Yeah, but when they… — Not_present Copy Share Image
“She tore through the wrapping and took out a blue velvet box. She glanced back at me as though unable to believe… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
It is day after day in this institution, borrow money, run up the debt, run up the deficits and then with a… — Richard Neal Copy Share Image
“Have that spatula ready when I return," Ian sang out to her. "I don't even want to know what that means," were… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“I grind so fine, I’m practically coffee,” he says with a straight face, then busts out a grin.” — Jillian Dodd Copy Share Image
“I hope I redeemed myself with the whole dancing-sex comparison.” “I suppose there were a couple of notable similarities,” I observed, holding… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“...while epic fantasy is based on the fairy tale of the just war, that’s not one you’ll find in Grimm or Disney,… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
