Straight face Quote by William Meikle

“The preacher laughed softly. "You know," he said, "it's a nice thing not bein' a preacher no more. Nobody use' ta tell stories when…

— John Steinbeck

“You get into a conversation with a preacher, he’s got to preach.”

— Jo Maeder

“But the powerful words of the Pastor repeated in my head, “There’s a Champion inside of you!”

— Shelley Lubben

“Take it from the former pastor: The true believers are the ones who'll burn you the worst.”

— Brad Meltzer

“Ma? I think you have the spirit of husband-repelling. You are too hard, ma, you will not find a husband. But my pastor can…

— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

“I used to think that kid might become a preacher. Now I don't see how he's going to stay out of prison. Nobody in…

— Garrison Keillor

“No pastor, no spiritual leader, is ever able to take his people any further than he himself has gone with God.”

— W. Phillip Keller

“...moved by his own sermon.”

— John Knowles

“Being a pastor is God’s way of redeeming my incessant need to be the center of attention.”

— Michael Hidalgo

“You cannot relate to your pastor properly until you have thoroughly, in your heart, made him your pastor.”

— Mark T. Barclay

“I cracked the window shades of my eyes. Jake knelt over me, the head of my cock in his mouth. I raised my head,…

— Josh Lanyon

“A long time ago, a preacher friend of mine and I were at a conference. They had all these big time speakers. People that…

— Staci Stallings