Straight face Quote by Ned Vizzini

“Horses aren’t sad. They just naturally have long faces.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I dressed up like a horse, and my horse-faced friend dressed up like a jockey. This worked out great, because I ended up giving…

— Jarod Kintz

“He was depressed. He was addicted to heroin. And I think there comes a time when all the beauty in the world just isn’t…

— Antony John

“Nothing like a horseless sleigh to spark a conversation. Mark my word, my boy. Horseless will be the way of the future!”

— Christina Daley

“I began asking myself just what my high was about. What did I do when I was high that I didn't do when I…

— Pax Prentiss

“You could tell a horse everything, and it wouldn't judge you or condemn you or think you stupid. A horse had no opinion at…

— Adele Geras

“It was what she imagined doing heroin would be like: terrible for you but impossible to resist.”

— Libby Schmais

“Why, a trick horse is kind of like an actor—no dignity, no character of his own.”

— John Steinbeck

“If I met a horse that looked like you, I’d find that horse attractive.”

— S.J. Kincaid

“If there was a horse and the horse looked like you, I would find that horse attractive.”

— S.J. Kincaid

“Horses are honest. They don’t hide their feelings. If they want to kick you, they kick you. People will wait for the most opportune…

— Barbara Morgenroth

“You're like my own personal brand of heroin.”

— Stephenie Meyer