“...one quarter of your life is spent as a minor; you might as well make the best of it.” — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“If Bobby can get a place to live, I think, then I can get a life worth living.” — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“There are only things that could have turned out differently. You don't have any shoulds or woulds in your life, see? You… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“I can’t function here anymore. I mean in life: I can’t function in this life. I’m no better off than when I… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
The Shift is coming. The Shift has to be coming. Because if you keep living like this you'll die. — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“There are only things that could have turned out different. You don't have any should or woulds in your life, see? You… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“And what is that nightmare, Craig?" "Life" "Life is a nightmare" "Yes” — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare, you're so relieved. I woke up into… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
What happened when you woke up?" "I was having a dream. I don’t know what it was, but when I woke up,… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“IT's all about being able to live a sustainable life. I don't think I'm going to be able to have one.” — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
I'm going to be here until I'm cured?" "Life is not cured, Mr. Gilner. Life is managed". — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
If there is a next life, I hope it's in the past; I don't think the future will be any more handleable.… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“Doc, I'm not afraid of dying; I'm only afraid of living, and I want to put this bayonet through my stomach,” — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“And I mouth into the phone, I love you , in case some of her cells pick up on the vibrations and… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“Tentacles is my term — the Tentacles are the evil tasks that invade my life. Like, for example, my American History class… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
People are screwed up in this world. I'd rather be with someone screwed up and open about it than somebody perfect and… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“I'm young, but I'm already screwing up my life. I'm smart but not enough - just smart enough to have problems.” — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“See, because being Cool is obviously the most important thing on earth. It’s more important than getting a job, or having a girlfriend, or… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“She puts on her poker face; I don’t have any extra faces to put on, just the normal Craig face.” — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“pro scienta atque sapienta-Latin- for science and wisdom It's a Darwinian popularity contest. at all times, the question on everyone's mind is, "who's coolest?"… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“...one quarter of your life is spent as a minor; you might as well make the best of it.” — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
Once you have a kid, it's amazing how quickly people ask, 'So are you going to stop at just one?' — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“So when I ran out of the final bottle of Zoloft, I didn’t take any more. I didn’t call Dr. Barney either. I just… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“If Bobby can get a place to live, I think, then I can get a life worth living.” — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“Up next is Noelle. 'Hey, girl!' 'Don't you dare start calling me that. This is very nice of you to do.” — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
They're sort of ancillary anyway, friends. I mean, they're important -- everybody knows that; the TV tells you so -- but they come and… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
