Straight face Quote by Krysten Ritter

Chlamydia, its not a flower

— Tamika-leeigh

Well, I have chlamydia. Thanks for this, Mom. Good class.

— Liam Hemsworth

“like my lady parts. I don’t want them all funked up with chlamydia, or worse.”

— Callie Hart

“When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia.”

— Jimmy Carr

“I hear they’re all infected with chlamydia, which just goes to show that you really can’t tell who’s got the clam. I mean, look…

— Elle Lothlorien

“Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.” “Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don’t throw flowers.”

— Andrew Barger

It seems to me as a woman's face doesna want flowers; it's almost like a flower itself… It's like when a man's singing a…

— George Eliot

“There, alone in the sterile room, sitting on a pink vinyl chair that boasts many cracks in its once nice upholster, you wait. You…

— Amanda Steele

“I stumbled in a chlamydia support group and received a standing ovation.”

— Eric W Gagnon

In that moment, I could not write anything about flowers because I myself had turned into a flower, I myself had a stem and…

— Alda Merini

Don't you see? A flower can't prick its finger. -Flora

— Sleeping Beauty

Actually, I do have a knack of pulling things off with a straight face, guess it runs in my family.

— Riya Sen