Health Quote by Jimmy Carr Download Open image ““When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia.”” — Jimmy Carr ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Health Humor Sex Sexuality Std Sti Travel
“like my lady parts. I don’t want them all funked up with chlamydia, or worse.” — Callie Hart Copy Share Image
“There, alone in the sterile room, sitting on a pink vinyl chair that boasts many cracks in its once nice upholster, you wait. You… — Amanda Steele Copy Share Image
“I stumbled in a chlamydia support group and received a standing ovation.” — Eric W Gagnon Copy Share Image
“I hear they’re all infected with chlamydia, which just goes to show that you really can’t tell who’s got the clam. I mean, look… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I don’t want to hear it. Go back to Sammy and get your platter of gonorrhea with a heaping side order of chlamydia. It’s… — Ƹ̵Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥✫Melisa M. Hamling♥✫Ƹ̵Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Copy Share Image
“I think Dr. Leslie's in love with me. I certainly hope so. Not that I want him to suffer. But I figure that if… — J.D. Landis Copy Share Image
“Poppy sighs, shaking her head. "You do realize you just connected the two biggest sluts in The British Isles, right, Brandon?" Hope gasps. "I… — Nicole Lynne Copy Share Image
“I thrust my hips like a wild man and ended up filling a condom like a water balloon.” — Ellie Saxx Copy Share Image
“My girlfriend Likes Sex and the City. Trouble is, I live in the country.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Actually, no, I wasn't thinking about STDs." Because apparently, I'm an idiot. Turns out, I was more worried about babies than I was rabies.” — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“What’s next to my bed? One night stand, though personally I find them morally outrageous, not to mention the danger from STDs.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
TV's not the same buzz. If someone tells you three million people watched the show last week, that's good but, when you walk out… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
A thing of beauty is a joy for ever;It's loveliness increase;it will never pass into nothingness;but still will keep a bower quiet for us,and… — John Keats Copy Share Image
Advances in technology will continue to reach far into every sector of our economy. Future job and economic growth in industry, defense, transportation, agriculture,… — Christopher Bond Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
I believe in taxation and health care that is outside the usual libertarian mandate, because I don't want people to have to suffer. It's… — Neil Peart Copy Share Image
The vast majority of organizations today have more than enough intelligence, experience and knowledge to be successful. What they lack is organizational health. — Patrick Lencioni Copy Share Image
Leaders need to compromise, negotiate with members of both parties and ideologies, and reform health care the right way - by developing a strong… — Charles Boustany Copy Share Image
As an adventurer...I try to protect against the downside. I make sure I have covered as many eventualities as I can. In the end,… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
Mental health is an issue close to my heart - an issue, indeed, I've covered repeatedly for Channel 4 News. — Cathy Newman Copy Share Image
If you’re going to die on screen, you’ve got to be strong and in good health. — Greta Garbo Copy Share Image
Not only is a healthy America a strong America - it's vital to our national defense. — John E. James Copy Share Image
