The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, youre in. — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
If I had no sense of humor I should long ago have committed suicide. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
Be nice to her and she'll Be Friend-zone to you. Be an asshole to her anf she'll fall for you.. — Yashowardhan Copy Share Image
Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive. — Carol Grace Copy Share Image
At the moment the wind blows at my face…I close my eyes and feel you kissed. Thats why I can't resist facing… — Fairy_thale Copy Share Image
One day I asked my heart - What is Love? Heart Replied - See don't ask me Questions which are out of… — Raghav Singh Copy Share Image
When one door closes, another one opens, but sometimes we wait too long looking at the closed door, and never realize that… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
Being in a relationship in being in a hospital in India..is the same...people will ask serious hai kya?!!! — Hemantsmarty Copy Share Image
The butterflies. They aren't normal. When I'm around you, it's like World War III in my stomach. Where in the world did… — Leslie Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
For Every0ne Here... Please Don't Lie So much...Untill Unless your Girlfriend is Rihanna N Boyfriend is Eminem, they're not gonna love the… — Raghav Singh Copy Share Image
As husbands, I think one reason we have some trouble with Paul's command to love our wives "as Christ loved the church,"… — Scott Means Copy Share Image
It's funny when you love someone so much you do your best to makes them happy but they don't do anything to… — SIAR Copy Share Image
“But I love her. That’s the funny part of it. I love them all, and they don’t give a hoot about me.… — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly you can be the butterflies I get in my belly you can be… — Alanna Woodward Copy Share Image
Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I don't always fall in love. But when I do she has a boyfriend already. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. — George Will Copy Share Image
One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
