Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
When one door closes, another one opens, but sometimes we wait too long looking at the closed door, and never realize that… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive. — Carol Grace Copy Share Image
Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner. — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
If you do kiss a politician, remember this: You are not only kissing him, you are kissing every butt that he has… — Cristina Orante Copy Share Image
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly you can be the butterflies I get in my belly you can be… — Alanna Woodward Copy Share Image
Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. — George Will Copy Share Image
Be nice to her and she'll Be Friend-zone to you. Be an asshole to her anf she'll fall for you.. — Yashowardhan Copy Share Image
I don't always fall in love. But when I do she has a boyfriend already. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
At the moment the wind blows at my face.....I close my eyes and feel you kissed. Thats why I can't resist facing… — Fairy_thale Copy Share Image
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, youre in. — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
The butterflies. They aren't normal. When I'm around you, it's like World War III in my stomach. Where in the world did… — Leslie Copy Share Image
