I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
Be nice to her and she'll Be Friend-zone to you. Be an asshole to her anf she'll fall for you.. — Yashowardhan Copy Share Image
At the moment the wind blows at my face…I close my eyes and feel you kissed. Thats why I can't resist facing… — Fairy_thale Copy Share Image
Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator. — Helen Gurley Brown Copy Share Image
It funny when you love someone they ask for time but the go off and mess with other girl around you and… — Rachel Weller Copy Share Image
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's funny how we can be in love with someone one day, and the next we can easily fall in love with… — Raymond Carver Copy Share Image
Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If I give you my heart will you stand for it? if I make you a cloth will you wear them? if… — Nkemjika Copy Share Image
Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
The world's tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters. — Joanna Trollope Copy Share Image
Living in London is funny - sometimes I love it and think it is absolutely amazing, but sometimes it is just exhausting. — Anna Madeley Copy Share Image
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Its so funny the way I get poetic when I am single but when I am in a relationship I suck at… — Chris Copy Share Image
If you do kiss a politician, remember this: You are not only kissing him, you are kissing every butt that he has… — Cristina Orante Copy Share Image
When you feel love, but you just cant embrace it when you find the right one at the wrong time... — Shubhz Copy Share Image
It's funny how I will always love you no matter what, I am always the shoulder you cry on but when I… — Ryan Nelson Copy Share Image
I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella. — Jimmy Cannon Copy Share Image
“Her mouth set. "I've already lost one man I loved tonight. I will not lose the other." She glared at him. "And… — Patrick W. Carr Copy Share Image
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot.… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner. — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
She said she loves me , now she makes me ill , I want to pee coz love Dont pay the Bill... — Avinash Solanki Copy Share Image
