I need a girl who opens her arms for me after she is drunk rather than opening her legs — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive. — Carol Grace Copy Share Image
If I had no sense of humor I should long ago have committed suicide. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I've been divorced twice, at 33, at least I'm a successful failure! — Desmond Fouche Copy Share Image
People say you cant live without love... well I think oxygen is more inportant — Drew Fonner Copy Share Image
You know our love is Mutual I don't mind you love me a little extra !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
For Every0ne Here... Please Don't Lie So much...Untill Unless your Girlfriend is Rihanna N Boyfriend is Eminem, they're not gonna love the… — Raghav Singh Copy Share Image
When one door closes, another one opens, but sometimes we wait too long looking at the closed door, and never realize that… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the… — Jim Davidson Copy Share Image
One day I asked my heart - What is Love? Heart Replied - See don't ask me Questions which are out of… — Raghav Singh Copy Share Image
The butterflies. They aren't normal. When I'm around you, it's like World War III in my stomach. Where in the world did… — Leslie Copy Share Image
Being in a relationship in being in a hospital in India..is the same...people will ask serious hai kya?!!! — Hemantsmarty Copy Share Image
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Don't forget I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number. — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
