I don't always fall in love. But when I do she has a boyfriend already. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, youre in. — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be let alone!' There is all the difference. — Greta Garbo Copy Share Image
One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
On the secret to a lasting marrige: One of you has to be sane, and the other one is only allowed to… — Christopher Meloni Copy Share Image
When you ask why someone is single; the answer you will get is, I am waiting for the right person. Who will… — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. — George Will Copy Share Image
As husbands, I think one reason we have some trouble with Paul's command to love our wives "as Christ loved the church,"… — Scott Means Copy Share Image
“It’s funny what love can do to a person. It strips them of everything, even their instincts. It creates a new reality… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“But I love her. That’s the funny part of it. I love them all, and they don’t give a hoot about me.… — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
“I cried for everyone and for all the scrabbly, funny love one sent out into the world like some hit song that… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
“It's funny. You love something and one day it's suddenly gone or changed or lost forever. But somehow that doesn't stop your… — Tony Parsons Copy Share Image
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly you can be the butterflies I get in my belly you can be… — Alanna Woodward Copy Share Image
A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described… — Cristina Orante Copy Share Image
But even if we take matrimony at its lowest, even if we regard it as no more than a sort of friendship… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
It's funny when you love someone so much you do your best to makes them happy but they don't do anything to… — SIAR Copy Share Image
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Mmmm, its funny that I miss your face its funny time hasn't took your place its funny cause I can't say why… — Justice Garcia Copy Share Image
Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller. — Kristen Johnston Copy Share Image
