Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
Don't forget I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
The world's tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters. — Joanna Trollope Copy Share Image
Living in London is funny - sometimes I love it and think it is absolutely amazing, but sometimes it is just exhausting. — Anna Madeley Copy Share Image
Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
If I give you my heart will you stand for it? if I make you a cloth will you wear them? if… — Nkemjika Copy Share Image
Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“It's funny how we can be in love with someone one day, and the next we can easily fall in love with… — Raymond Carver Copy Share Image
“It's funny. You love something and one day it's suddenly gone or changed or lost forever. But somehow that doesn't stop your… — Tony Parsons Copy Share Image
But even if we take matrimony at its lowest, even if we regard it as no more than a sort of friendship… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described… — Cristina Orante Copy Share Image
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly you can be the butterflies I get in my belly you can be… — Alanna Woodward Copy Share Image
“It’s funny what love can do to a person. It strips them of everything, even their instincts. It creates a new reality… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
As husbands, I think one reason we have some trouble with Paul's command to love our wives "as Christ loved the church,"… — Scott Means Copy Share Image
“I cried for everyone and for all the scrabbly, funny love one sent out into the world like some hit song that… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
“But I love her. That’s the funny part of it. I love them all, and they don’t give a hoot about me.… — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
Mmmm, its funny that I miss your face its funny time hasn't took your place its funny cause I can't say why… — Justice Garcia Copy Share Image
Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
It's funny when you love someone so much you do your best to makes them happy but they don't do anything to… — SIAR Copy Share Image
