Chlamydia Quote by Frankie Boyle Download Open image “I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.” — Frankie Boyle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chlamydia Funny Girlfriend Humor My girlfriend Valentine Valentine 's day
Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list. — Eminem Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I had my first proper girlfriend, and on Valentine's Day, I painted a canvas of her, bought her a massage,… — Tom Cullen Copy Share Image
My best Valentine's Day was when someone gave me a teddy bear. It was a really, really big bear! — Dinah-Jane Hansen Copy Share Image
Happy Valentine's Day to someone who raised me, loved me unconditionally, and made me almost capable of having a functional relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“As a teenager Valentine’s Day was a stressful time. Either I didn’t have a “girlfriend” and was forced to endure a day of hearts,… — Aaron Blaylock Copy Share Image
What a mess! I can't believe I mixed up my Valentine cards. Now my girlfriend thinks I love her AND my wife thinks I… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My first Valentine gift was a cute little pup gifted to me by my family, which I had always wished for. — Shefali Zariwala Copy Share Image
I asked my girlfriend for a blow job today and she replied with, Well, what will I get? I'm guessing Herpes was not the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
I did a ski festival in Austria once. I was struck by how friendly Austrians were, before gradually realising it's more that Glaswegians are… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Your ruling class don't care about what happens to you. What seems like some enormous upset in your community is undetectable from a helicopter… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Remember, taboos are just a map of what a society feels it's acceptable to be neurotic about. Taboos aren't rational. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Scientists have just built the world's biggest supercollider, and they're doing experiments to see what makes up protons. I hope that if the experiment's… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
If you feel more emotion looking at a picture of queuing lorries than a picture of desperate humans living in a lay-by, you need… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for Obama because he's still got to fight the innate racism of Americans. I mean, did you see his first speech,… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
In a lot of farther-flung places in Scotland people are guarded at first, but as soon as they get to know you they really… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
God says, 'One woman, one man,' and everyone says, 'Oh, that's old hat, that's that old Bible stuff,'" he said. "But I'm thinking, well… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
