Chlamydia Quote by Frankie Boyle

A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think…

— Anthony Jeselnik

“I gave my girlfriend a gallon of my semen and a minivan and told her to fill it up with kids. Big mistake! I…

— Jarod Kintz

It would be a bit awkward to be with a girlfriend who didn't love what you do.

— Ashton Irwin

“I had never gotten the hang of dating — I was always going to be somebody who either had a girlfriend or didn't.”

— Rob Sheffield

“There, alone in the sterile room, sitting on a pink vinyl chair that boasts many cracks in its once nice upholster, you wait. You…

— Amanda Steele

It's kind of hard to keep a straight face when your trying to pretend chlamydia is a flower.

— Krysten Ritter

Chlamydia, its not a flower

— Tamika-leeigh

Well, I have chlamydia. Thanks for this, Mom. Good class.

— Liam Hemsworth

God says, 'One woman, one man,' and everyone says, 'Oh, that's old hat, that's that old Bible stuff,'" he said. "But I'm thinking, well…

— Phil Robertson

“When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia.”

— Jimmy Carr

“like my lady parts. I don’t want them all funked up with chlamydia, or worse.”

— Callie Hart

At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other.…

— Anonymous