It's kind of hard to keep a straight face when your trying to pretend chlamydia is a flower. — Krysten Ritter Copy Share Image
I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There, alone in the sterile room, sitting on a pink vinyl chair that boasts many cracks in its once nice upholster, you… — Amanda Steele Copy Share Image
God says, 'One woman, one man,' and everyone says, 'Oh, that's old hat, that's that old Bible stuff,'" he said. "But I'm… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
“like my lady parts. I don’t want them all funked up with chlamydia, or worse.” — Callie Hart Copy Share Image
