Big mistake Quote by Jarod Kintz

“What about your mom?” “She offered to take me to Planned Parenthood to get the Pill and told me to make Adam get tested…

— Gayle Forman

“It seemed harmless enough until she misplaced her "Dildo" and started calling the neighbors to ask if she could borrow one of theirs!”

— Mollie Gross

“My mother was in the bathtub crying and I was standing outside the door waiting, just in case she decided to slip her head…

— Eula Biss

“You’d think I was the first sixteen-year-old ever to drive a minivan through the kitchen the way my parents were acting. Seriously. It’s had…

— Erin Lynn

“Mama Ginger came calling, to set the alarm on my biological clock. Oh, and to remind me that there’s no point to me being…

— Molly Harper

“I made plans for 8:00. When my girlfriend told me she was late, I told her, “That’s funny, because my sperm was absent.”

— Jarod Kintz

“What the hell was going on, why did I care, and why, oh why, did I not carry a pocket rocket in my purse?…

— Lisa Sanchez

“I clutched the armrest when she gunned the engine on the freeway and cut off a minivan. “That big red shiny thing inches from…

— Katie McGarry

“I’m gonna put a handful of condoms in the glove compartment of the car…. I don’t give a shit if you don’t want to…

— Justin Halpern

“Two beds down, a woman was with her husband who had just come out of surgery. All she talked about for half an hour…

— Hendrik Groen

“Her message was short: “Any kids?” So I wrote, “Sure. But it might take me a few tries to get you pregnant.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I'm sitting on the lumbering late bus, thinking about the way I'm going to start my Monday: by filling out an unexcused absence form…

— Daniel Handler