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“I'm sitting on the lumbering late bus, thinking about the way I'm going to start my Monday: by filling out an unexcused absence form for the cranky secretary. The last time the bus was late she actually told me, "Don't tell me the bus was late. That excuse won't work anymore today. About ten kids…” quote by Daniel Handler
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““I'm sitting on the lumbering late bus, thinking about the way I'm going to start my Monday: by filling out an unexcused absence form for the cranky secretary. The last time the bus was late she actually told me, "Don't tell me the bus was late. That excuse won't work anymore today. About ten kids ahead of you said that their bus was late, too." I tried to explain that we all took the same bus, but there was no pulling the wool over her eyes. She wasn't born yesterday.””

Daniel Handler

About This Quote

Source Interview: The Basic Eight, 1998

We rationalize excuses, yet authority often dismisses them, forcing us to confront reality.

In simple terms: Excuses are dismissed by those in power.

Key Takeaway

Accept responsibility and adapt to expectations.

Themes

authority responsibility communication

Mood

ironic critical

Type

humorous observational

When to use this quote

  • workplace
  • education
  • family interactions

Key Concepts

social dynamics power structures personal agency

Questions to Reflect On

  • Why do we cling to excuses?
  • How can we address authority’s rigidity?
A Different Perspective

May overlook systemic issues behind the excuse.

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