Numbersign questionmark you" and "Asterisk exclamation point the world. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
They say that when you’re really in love, the world becomes gossamer and gorgeous, but in my experience the world gets grimy,… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
It was a secret time and place, you next to me, untraceable and out of this world — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
But there was more, as there always is when the love goes. She was haunted, naturally. Otherwise what is the point, why… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
That night it felt that somehow by flicking them off the roof, the matches would burn down everything, the sparks from the… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Why haven't we fixed sick yet? You scientists there-- put down those starfish and HELP us. I hereby demand that all the… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I have this fantasy that the second movie would begin with a brief statement by all of the young actors who had… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
When do you learn that the world, like any diner worth its salt, is open twenty-four hours a day? — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
You see failed vocabulary in the adult world so often, and it's often because once you reach a certain age you're kind… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I can't think of a story that doesn't have something terrible in it. Otherwise, it's dull. So when I embarked into the… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great sadness, you… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
It's funny, particularly when you're a writer and you're doing well, you have that sense of like, "Oh! My view of the… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
This world is suchier than we are, and the best thing to do is keep moving and find your keys. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I can't imagine why you would want to take your child to see what the career of a writer is like, because it mostly… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“I love you so soundly and I will do anything to drag you forward.” — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Lemony Snicket. Now, I'm told - the books, of course, starting from the very first one, became hugely popular, selling millions and millions. And… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“The matches were a little 'he loves me, he loves me not,' but then I saw right on the box that I had twenty-four,… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I didn't like books where people played on a sports team and won a bunch of games, or went to summer camp and had… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
The Basic Eight and Watch Your Mouth both have first-person voices, and I ended up investigating those voices and investing so much in them… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
