We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“I love you so soundly and I will do anything to drag you forward.” — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“You winked, took the change. I should have seen it, Ed, as a sign that you were unreliable. Instead, I saw it… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
This is love if it's not with you, a terrible fiery something that makes people look away, and it feels like a… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Love was in the air, so both of us walked through love on our way to the corner. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
They say that when you’re really in love, the world becomes gossamer and gorgeous, but in my experience the world gets grimy,… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Adverbs is a book about love, and I thought that was pretty cheerful, but people who are reading it now are telling… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Love is candy from a stranger, but it's candy you've had before and it probably won't kill you. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
The right boys I always toss and the wrong ones I keep on top of me like paperweights. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“But it’s December now, and the sky is bright, and it’s clear to me. I’m telling you why we broke up, Ed.… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very heavy shoes,… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
You meet people who are in pain in life and love and you forgive them for behaving the way they do. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Every last souvenir of the love we had, the prizes & the debris of this relationship, like the glitter in the gutter… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
And when love is over when the diner of love seems closed from the outside you want all those hours back along… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“There were a million things, everything, I didn't know. I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy. I took this thing… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
But there was more, as there always is when the love goes. She was haunted, naturally. Otherwise what is the point, why… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“I'm nothing, not a single thing. The only particle I had, the only tiny thing raising me up, is that I was… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“It’s not the makeup and it’s not the way that you dance and this is like love too where there’s only one… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“I'm writing it in a letter, the whole truth of why it happened. And the truth is that I goddamn loved you… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“You only love once and and then maybe not again. Not on a day like this. The rain, the rain, the rain.” — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“I'd ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you. And I did. But that right there was why… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“This is how it is in life and love. In life and love we are with people for a while, and then… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I can't imagine why you would want to take your child to see what the career of a writer is like, because it mostly… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“I love you so soundly and I will do anything to drag you forward.” — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Lemony Snicket. Now, I'm told - the books, of course, starting from the very first one, became hugely popular, selling millions and millions. And… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“The matches were a little 'he loves me, he loves me not,' but then I saw right on the box that I had twenty-four,… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I didn't like books where people played on a sports team and won a bunch of games, or went to summer camp and had… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
The Basic Eight and Watch Your Mouth both have first-person voices, and I ended up investigating those voices and investing so much in them… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
