Everyone on earth would never starve and forever find love and happiness, since we won, but if we’d lost, they would have… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“Love is this sudden crash in your path, quick and to the point, and nearly always it leaves someone slain on the… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Once more, this is love: it rings and you open up unless it looks like an ax murderer. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
This is love, and the trouble with it: it can make you embarrassed. Love is really liking someone a whole lot and… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“There are stories about people who have loved someone forever after laying eyes on them for a few minutes and then nevermore,… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“We thought we had time. I waved but couldn't answer, because I was finally letting myself grin as wide as I'd wanted… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“Weekends and weekdays, when you knew I was looking and when you didn't even guess I was alive. Even with shiny stars… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“A note, who writes a note like that? Who were you to write one to me? it boomed inside me the whole… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“I’m writing it in this letter, the whole truth of why it happened. And the truth is that I goddamn loved you… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
There is only laughing across the land as the car moves you along, on your way someplace with love in the car. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
It is not the diamonds or the birds, the people or the potatoes; it is not any of the nouns. The miracle… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I stand entwined in fire on the inextinguishable bonfire of inconceivable love. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I think I’ve always believed that there is one person in the universe who you’re truly meant for–for whom you are truly… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this place… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“Call me later, you’d said, so I could call you later, at night, and it is those nights I miss you, Ed,… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
This is love, to sit with someone you've known forever in a place you've been meaning to go, and watching as their… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junk mail. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junkmail. You can't be ready for such a… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“Twenty-six,” you said, before I could ask you.Everyone was gathered around, or anyway they were around us, swirling like loud, bad surf.… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
So she loved him. She just did immediately and again often and clearly naturally and soundly and obviously and many others. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I can't imagine why you would want to take your child to see what the career of a writer is like, because it mostly… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“I love you so soundly and I will do anything to drag you forward.” — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Lemony Snicket. Now, I'm told - the books, of course, starting from the very first one, became hugely popular, selling millions and millions. And… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“The matches were a little 'he loves me, he loves me not,' but then I saw right on the box that I had twenty-four,… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I didn't like books where people played on a sports team and won a bunch of games, or went to summer camp and had… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
The Basic Eight and Watch Your Mouth both have first-person voices, and I ended up investigating those voices and investing so much in them… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
