Humor Quote by Lisa Sanchez

“God, woman.” He closed his fist, not bothering to count off the dozens of other things she shouldn’t do. “You give me heartburn.” “No.…

— Cristin Harber

“That was some powerful shit. Like mind and pussy-numbing, fuckilepsy inducing, reproductive organ-exploding powerful. You really are some kind of flogger wielding sex God.”

— Ella Dominguez

“Just do me a solid and keep condoms in your purse. Just in case.” “That doesn’t help me keep my legs closed around the…

— Kristen Proby

“There’s sex, and there’s…this.” He met my eyes. “Just being with someone like this. This isn’t something that can be bought or sold, and…

— Lauren Gallagher

“I got out of my car, locked it tight as a virgin, and entered his back seat, where a Milky Way wrapper greeted me…

— Robert Downs

“He embraced me, and said into my ear, 'I'm going to fuck the shit out of you.' I lost my breath. It was crude,…

— Leah Raeder

“It was really no wonder that I’d been jacking it like an animal since Sunday. Every little thing Aly did around the house made…

— Stella Rhys

“I wanted to be grossed out. Instead, I had the surprising thought that I really really wanted someone who would do that: put my…

— Melissa Jensen

“Oh my god! Oh no, no, no, no. The condoms. Hugh had seen the condoms. She wanted to bury her head under the covers…

— Robin Bielman

“After slipping the condom on, he rolled on top of her, shoved her hair out of her face and held it while he got…

— Adrienne Giordano

“Something just ain't right about thanking the Lord for sending you an opportunistic pretty boy who carried a string of condoms and single use…

— James Buchanan

“God, there needed to be an anti-sex pill or something for when she was around him.”

— J. Lynn