Humor Quote by Lisa Sanchez Download Open image ““All men are assholes.”” — Lisa Sanchez ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“All human beings go through a period where they are assholes, except for the fake ones who are assholes full-time.” — Nicola Keegan Copy Share Image
“I measure men by the content of their character, not the color of their skin, and I find all of them are assholes.” — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.” –Unknown” — Genna Rulon Copy Share Image
“When you're a guy you have to act like an asshole sometimes, so that the real asswholes won't bug you.” — Kelly Easton Copy Share Image
“What the hell was going on, why did I care, and why, oh why, did I not carry a pocket rocket in my purse?… — Lisa Sanchez Copy Share Image
“A Bobfoc. Body off Baywatch, face off crimewatch." I drew in a loud breath in mock horror. "That's awful." "Maybe, but it's true," he… — Lisa Sanchez Copy Share Image
“All masculine, hard-bodied and sensual, he was a deadly weapon sent by the gods to drive women mad, and a walking billboard for all… — Lisa Sanchez Copy Share Image
“After pulling on two sports bras (Yes, two.Big boobs + running = black eyes)” — Lisa Sanchez Copy Share Image
“I swallowed hard, a hot flush blazing a trail across my skin. Reminded me of that old television show, Bonanza. You know, the one… — Lisa Sanchez Copy Share Image
“I will always come for you, a ghrá. You are my life, the very air I breathe, and I cannot be without you. Táim… — Lisa Sanchez Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
