Asshole Quote by Jaclyn Osborn Download Open image ““You might be an asshole… but I want you to be my asshole.”” — Jaclyn Osborn ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Asshole Asshole Want Want Want Asshole
“Don’t ever say stuff just because you think you should. That’s the definition of an asshole.” — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
“It's meant I will act like less of an asshole, but feel much more like one.” — Koren Zailckas Copy Share Image
“You’re stuck with yourself for the rest of your life, and now you know, beyond a doubt, that you’re an asshole.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“I like people thinking I'm an asshole. Being an asshole is my life's vocation; I'm a goddamned asshole professional.” — James Alan Gardner Copy Share Image
“Making other people feel like assholes was a terrible way to get them to stop acting like assholes.” — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
“You’re right, I do indeed want you. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re an asshole.” — Alexandra V Copy Share Image
“You and I will never part, my warrior. In this life and the next, we will be just as we have forever been: side… — Jaclyn Osborn Copy Share Image
“Sometimes a man needs to be given exactly what he asked for in order for him to realize that what he really needed was… — Jaclyn Osborn Copy Share Image
“You are my heart,” he (Eryx) said…. “I will kill any man and turn the whole world to ash for you, my warrior. I… — Jaclyn Osborn Copy Share Image
“In all the ages, there has never been a love like ours. No one has ever loved another as I have loved you. If… — Jaclyn Osborn Copy Share Image
“For as long as there is breath in my lungs, I will love you. Only you. And even when I leave this world, I… — Jaclyn Osborn Copy Share Image
“checked my hair in the rearview mirror and made sure I didn’t have a bat in the cave before I got out and walked… — Jaclyn Osborn Copy Share Image
“Yeah nothing weird about being pulled over by the same guy who unleashed a load in your ass a few days prior.” — Jaclyn Osborn Copy Share Image
“You are my heart,” he said unexpectedly. The amount of care in his voice settled over my chest like a warm cloak. “I do… — Jaclyn Osborn Copy Share Image
“But if I did not seek out the light, I would be consumed by the darkness, and life was too beautiful for such a… — Jaclyn Osborn Copy Share Image
“The only thing that matters to me in this life is you, Ery.” I kissed the side of his head and entwined my fingers… — Jaclyn Osborn Copy Share Image
Hated By many Trash Talked By Many Guess How Many Fucks I Give Its Less Than One Asshole — Karal Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“When she had asked him how he was able to kill two men with his bare hands, he had gone into asshole mode, telling… — Brad Taylor Copy Share Image
“It was official. I was an asshole with a permanently broken heart.” — Madeline Sheehan Copy Share Image
“Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down, you dig,… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
“She really liked you, Noah,' 'Yeah, well, maybe I'm just an asshole.' I realize my hand is still in his hair and I retract… — Becky Wicks Copy Share Image
