Quote by Cory Doctorow

“Learn to tell assholes that they're assholes.”

— Jamie Holt Sherfy

“It wasn’t like he was purposely being an asshole. It just came naturally to him.”

— R.L. Mathewson

“You make me want to be less of an asshole.”

— Penny Reid

“You might be an asshole… but I want you to be my asshole.”

— Jaclyn Osborn

“The worst type of asshole is an asshole who doesn't realize he's an asshole. He's an asshole who honestly thinks he's doing right and…

— Mark W Boyer

“Opinions were like assholes—everybody had one.”

— Chelle Bliss

“It's meant I will act like less of an asshole, but feel much more like one.”

— Koren Zailckas

“You can always count on an asshole to be an asshole.”

— Angela S. Choi

“Don’t ever say stuff just because you think you should. That’s the definition of an asshole.”

— Justin Halpern

“There was no law against being an asshole.”

— Joey W. Hill

“She reminded herself that opinions were like assholes, everyone had one.”

— Olivia Jake

“There's nothing wrong with you, there are just more assholes in this world than good people.”

— Travis Simmons