Advice Quote by Justin Halpern

“You might be an asshole… but I want you to be my asshole.”

— Jaclyn Osborn

“The definition of an asshole is a guy who doesn't believe what he's seeing. And you can quote me.”

— Richard Bachman

“Learn to tell assholes that they're assholes.”

— Jamie Holt Sherfy

“Sometimes it's best not to examine someone's intentions, and just take them for the asshole they really are.”

— Kyle Labe

“You’re stuck with yourself for the rest of your life, and now you know, beyond a doubt, that you’re an asshole.”

— Graham Parke

“No and Yes. No, it doesn't change what I think about you, and yes, it validated you're still an asshole.”

— Georgia Cates

“You make me want to be less of an asshole.”

— Penny Reid

“You can always count on an asshole to be an asshole.”

— Angela S. Choi

“Sometimes being a nice person is all about knowing when to be an asshole.”

— John Cheese

“It's meant I will act like less of an asshole, but feel much more like one.”

— Koren Zailckas

“When were you going to tell me?" He demanded. "Tell you what? That you can be a real asshole? How about right now.”

— J.R. Ward

“I’m sure you think you’re a very nice guy, but from where I’m sitting at the moment all I see is an asshole. Yes,…

— M.J. Lawless