Advice is like castor oil — easy enough to give but dreadful hard to take. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Advice can be like cod liver oil, easy enough to administer but not so pleasant to take for anybody. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
We are ap tu hate them, who wont take our advice, and despise them who do. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
What the world wants iz [sic] good examples, not so mutch advice; advice may be wrong, but examples prove themselves. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's made of. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Its harly my dog A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Unless we put heart and soul into our labor we but brutify our actions. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
If a man is right, he can't be too radical; if he is wrong, he can't be too conservative. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Self-made men are most always apt to be a little too proud of the job. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image