There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Selfish people, with no heart to speak of, have the best time of it. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There are only two qualities in the world: efficiency and inefficiency; and only two sorts of people: the efficient and the inefficient. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they actually can't tell the truth without lying. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
When good-natured people leave us we look forward with extra pleasure to their return. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There's tons of people that spend a lot time watching their well being, they have not acquired time to take pleasure in… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
People travel to learn; most of them before they start should learn to travel. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's made of. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Its harly my dog A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Unless we put heart and soul into our labor we but brutify our actions. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
If a man is right, he can't be too radical; if he is wrong, he can't be too conservative. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Self-made men are most always apt to be a little too proud of the job. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
